reblog this if you have ever felt personally victimized by my url

i’m taking this url to the grave

andercrisses:

Also today I did this because I’m a horrible friend…

FUCK EVERYTHING I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

i’ve been nic cage’d

anniephantom:

This is where I poop! :D

katelyn i fucking hate you

This is where I poop! :D

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Your name is ANNKAT PHANRI. 

(Your name is not BEYONCE. You are often mistaken for BEYONCE.)

You seem to have a number of interests, most of which you DEVOTE MUCH OF YOUR DEVOID ENERGY INTO OBSESSING OVER. You seem to really enjoy WRITING. It is something you have enjoyed for as long as you can remember and has led to MANY WASTED HOURS SELLING YOUR SOUL TO MICROSOFT WORD. It nonetheless has led you to find your PRESENT CALLING, which is to be an AUTHOR, but that has taken a backseat to OVERINDULGING IN FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND PICTURES OF CATS. 

Of many other things, you have an immense love for all things HARRY POTTER and DOCTOR WHO. While others dismiss it, you really want to believe in MAGIC and TIME TRAVEL. There are many times you have MIRRORED YOUR PREPUBESCENT SELF and SAT OUTSIDE WAITING FOR A TARDIS NOISE OR BELATED HOGWARTS OWL. Your HOGWARTS HOUSE is SLYTHERIN and you consider that to be a MAJOR CONTRIBUTOR TO YOUR IDENTITY. Your next-door neighbors have seen you RUNNING AROUND THE FRONT YARD pretending that you are HOLDING THE DOCTOR’S HAND.  

You are an AVID BLOGGER. Much of your time is spent ON THE INTERNET ADMIRING GIFSETS OF DAVID TENNANT. You are NINETEEN-YEARS-OLD AND IN COLLEGE. Books are FRIENDS. You are an ENGLISH MAJOR. You like being an ENGLISH MAJOR because it is better than being a MAJOR OF SUCK. If you were to DOUBLE MAJOR, you might consider also being a MAJOR OF SUCK. It is fitting.

NERDFIGHTERIA is a COMMUNITY in which you are PROUD TO BE A PART OF. Since you are a NERDFIGHTER, you aim to DECREASE WORLD SUCK and FRENCH THE LLAMAS. You suppose that by being a NERDFIGHTER you are unable to be a MAJOR OF SUCK. You really like JOHN GREEN because he is an AUTHOR and VLOGGER. You think being an AUTHOR and VLOGGER would be the MOST WICKED SHIT TO EVER GRACE YOUR GRUBFUCKIN LIFE. JOHN GREEN is one of your HEROES.

You don’t have MANY FRIENDS because you SMELL RANCID but the few friends you do have are SICKNASTY BADASSES. You are SUPER GRATEFUL for their friendship and you like to SEE THEM HAPPY. You want GREAT THINGS for your friends and know that they have UNFATHOMABLE POTENTIAL. You are a very sentimental troll, though you seldom admit it. 

Your trolltag is audibleJokester and you type like a ‘Motherfucking English Major’ because you are one. 

What will you do?

a girl's personal vendetta against pants: prettydamnweird is making me do a thing

runfree—and—carryon:

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.



you’re asking me questions

1. If you are in a fandom, what are your…

1. what’s your biggest pet peeve and why?

I don’t know if this counts as a pet peeve or whatever, but I absolutely LOATHE when family members joke about stuff that bothers/triggers me. I guess that’s just been on my mind a lot lately. It’s the worst.

2. what’s the best music to listen to when you’re sad?

Hilary Duff. Never fails.

3. what fictional character is you? like. literally. they do something and you just go ‘OMFG ME’

Oh man. Let me think.

Hrm.

I’m like a weird mix of Mabel Pines, Mia Thermopolis, Dave Strider, Chandler Bing, and Zoe Washburne. Yeah.

4. what’s your dream job?

Author/vlogger. Basically being John Green. 

5. review the last book you read.

Erm, I’m not quite sure the exact last book I read, but I think it might be Delirium. I reread 1984 and the Harry Potter series since then, but that’s Delirium is the last “new book” I read. I honestly didn’t like Delirium, but I read the entire thing because once I start a book I have to finish it. So, yeah. The premise is that love is considered a disease in the future, and this girl finds this boy and they fall in love and shit gets cray. I wouldn’t really recommend it much. 

6. how do you feel about capitalization at the beginning of sentences?

Sometimes I type like this.

sometimes i type like this

Either way works depending on my mood. Today is a capital letter kind of day.

7. candles or incense?

Both! Anything that smells nice is great ^-^

8. who have you had a crush on for you entire, entire life?

My entire, entire life????
No one. That would be silly. But there are some who I have liked for long stretches of time, I guess. But entire, entire life? Naww. 

9. if you could be in a disney movie, who would you be in what?

I’d probably be Tarzan. Not wearing clothes? Genius.

10. what’s the difference between who’s, whose, and whom?

Who’s already turned into a zombie?

Whom are you going to eat?

Whose leg is the zombie gnawing on?

11. do you have a lot of stuff on your walls?

YES! I love to decorate my walls. Especially in posters of attractive actors and cheeseburgers.

anniephantom:

On this episode of how Katelyn ruins my life by being wonderful, Katelyn HANDMADE me a Metapod plushie for Christmas!! It’s so beautiful. I always talked about how Metapod is a perfect crescent shape for cuddling, and now I can live out the dream! Thank you so much Katelyn for your wonderful craftsmanship and friendship. Thank you for ruining my life.

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i can’t

On this episode of how Katelyn ruins my life by being wonderful, Katelyn HANDMADE me a Metapod plushie for Christmas!! It’s so beautiful. I always talked about how Metapod is a perfect crescent shape for cuddling, and now I can live out the dream! Thank you so much Katelyn for your wonderful craftsmanship and friendship. Thank you for ruining my life.

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anniephantom:

I’m going on an adventure!

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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

I’m going on an adventure!

anniephantom:

I don’t know why you would, but if you’d like to feel like you’re having a one-sided conversation with me about nothing for fifteen minutes while I make pasta, then you should probably watch this.

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i did :P

I don’t know why you would, but if you’d like to feel like you’re having a one-sided conversation with me about nothing for fifteen minutes while I make pasta, then you should probably watch this.

Going through pictures on my parents’ computer and come across these gems.
Never forget the midnight finale of my childhood. Going as Luna was really fun. I remember stumbling about the theater mumbling about nargles and taking pictures with people. It was a great time. :)

todd is george that’s why he is ginger and has a bloody ear. also a giant ‘g’ on his shirt.