so it all started when i made two sims and messed with their genetics to make their children

all fun and game you speak?? ahahaha, no

this was an emotion roller coaster my friend

so i was messing around with their genetics, and i came up with this fellow

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and i thought

hey

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he kind of looks

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ADORABLE

i couldn’t believe how a sim so cute could come out of me just messing around with genetics

he awed me with his precious little almond eyes and perky lil lips and wispy hair

so i thought

why not make him even cuter

this thought became my downfall

so i started messing around with his features

i gave him stubbles

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。◕‿◕。

i couldn’t believe mine eyes

it made him even CUTER

so i kept on keepin on

and this

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became this

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(hello adorable cardi)

which then became this

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HOLY CROWSNEST MAN

I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT I DID SEE

HE GOT EVEN CUTER, THAT FUCKER

AND HE JUST KEPT LOOKIN AT ME

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MAKIN HIS FACE ALL PRECIOUS AND I CAN’T

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OH MY GOD WILL YOU STOP

needless to say, i fell in love. i fell in love with a sim. but, i felt it my right to give him a good sim life with a good sim lady and a little sim baby

i loved him, but i knew that if i really loved him, i must let him go

so i made him a honey

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and a wee little one

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oh my god he is so perf look at him with his little daughter I CAN’T

I AM GOING TO BARF FROM THE CUTE

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anyways so i made him a quaint cutie family and i started to play with them

and it was okay at first

it was like

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"gOD you are SMOKIN’ look at you being all adorable"

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"aww oh my gosh your little face i just wanna squish it"

and then

the thing that changed it all

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OH

HELL 

TO 

THE

FUCK

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NO

LIKE I KNOW THEY WERE MARRIED AND SHIT AND THEY HAD A DAUGHTER BUT I COULDN’T JUST SIT THERE AND WATCH HER SLOBBER ALL OVER HIM I JUST

SHE WAS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T-SHIRTS OR WHATEVER THE HELL THAT SONG HE BELONGS WITH ME

i got a baaaaad case of the jealousy. my heart broke. i knew i had to let him have a life beyond me but I COULDN’T DO IT

NOT WHEN I LOVED HIM SO MUCH AND SHE WOULD NEVER AND COULD NEVER LOVE HIM THE WAY I COULD

look at her poor dank ass like she just got fucked in an alleyway

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dem fuckin anime eyes

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who the fuck kawaii ass she think she is

she aint no dean winchester with those kawaii ass eyes 

anyways

with love’s best interest in mind

i did what i had to do

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DAS RIGHT BITCH

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YOU DON’T FUCKIN MESS WITH ME I KILL YOU

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AND— oh.

and that’s when my heart broke again.

he was crying.

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i realized that maybe

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if i really did love him

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i wouldn’t go killin his nappyass bitches

And that was the day I learned how to love.

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