March 2012
treesspeakinlatin:
reachesoftheuniverse:
a-machine-spiritual:
holy shit
HIS
FACE
BUT WHY
YOU GUYS THIS IS ME
THIS IS MY LIFE
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
February 2012
i can’t breathe
just saw a guy on chatroulette who looked like...
me
1 tag
overplayed:
embarrass yourself
spend the rest of your life remembering that moment and dying a little more inside each time you do
coagulates:
pitprincess:
koopz:
me yesterday at school
damn i love this video
bfgbnfgnyj
me today
1 tag
my roommate shoves pizza crust up her butthole
thisisclassicratpack-deactivate asked: Omg I love you both.
odair:
you may think you got friendzoned bad but
“I love you.” “I know.”