Anyone who posts Cage the Elephant and The Gorillaz stuff deserves a follow C:
^This person has the best tumblr in the history of tumblrs that are the best.
Nobody is sad. Free health care. Everyone’s goal is to get all the badges and catch all the pokemon, and that’s it. Complete the pokedex, complete your life. And distance would no longer be a problem. Wanna go see a band in the UK when you live in the US and don’t have enough money for a plane ticket? No problem! Just fly there on your Pidgey for free! I wish I could do that. I wish I could get out of this shitty little town. Oh well. Pokemon don’t exist, and birds are too small to ride.