Nobody is sad. Free health care. Everyone’s goal is to get all the badges and catch all the pokemon, and that’s it. Complete the pokedex, complete your life. And distance would no longer be a problem. Wanna go see a band in the UK when you live in the US and don’t have enough money for a plane ticket? No problem! Just fly there on your Pidgey for free! I wish I could do that. I wish I could get out of this shitty little town. Oh well. Pokemon don’t exist, and birds are too small to ride.
This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn’t make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?
If the guy exists why doesn’t he ever show himself and prove it?
And if he doesn’t exist what’s the meaning of all this?
I dunno. Isn’t this a religious holiday?
Yeah, but actually, I’ve got the same questions about God.”—Bill Watterson