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If I can get through these two tests tomorrow I can go to a tea party

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Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

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if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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my favorite part about space jam is that there’s literally a scene where one of the looney tunes says “if we lose, we’re gonna be enslaved” and Michael Jordan just says “let’s just get out there and have fun”

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Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

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thetwelfthtardis replied to your post: i like to defend stuff that people ten…

what about PATRIARCHY


exempt from my defense are shitty hurtful ideals, institutions, superstructures, systematic oppression, and fake pockets.

but i will defend stuff like pineapple on pizza and teenage girls that are deeply ashamed of being into twilight

i like to defend stuff that people tend to hate


this is what i think of when i see the move cotton guard

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name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

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